janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

surlylock:

*KICKS UR DOOR DOWN*

*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS*

[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE

*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*

skittlevodka:

I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

excepttheeyes:

Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)

blondie1230:

againstatroubledsky:

nailed it.

Every time I see this, I reblog it no matter what!

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

(Source: ragesquadkiller)

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

inspired by (x)

(Source: katnissverdeen)

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

losed:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

(Source: beautifulandscary)

thetripplepppsenpai:

terminator-pinkie-pie:

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

snap crackle spock

lmfao

(Source: becca-morley)

legolasofthewoodlandelves:

50shadesofwinchester:

accioslothsplease:

maravenus:

I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective

The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece

what about when he has to kill dumbledore 

i don’t need that kind of pain

racketstory:

pamelabeesly:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

 (via birdcage)