Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
Jim, I just lost my planet. I can tell you, I am emotionally compromised.
are you fucking joking
did you even
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
Yep. Doing things will just have to wait.
Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
Do you see how ridiculous this looks? How obscene?